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The Elvish Nosferatu | Elessar Lúinwë
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[Nov. 29th, 2006|10:43 am] |
I'm bored. So here : link the rock star stage name with the correct birth name, and don't cheat coz it just sucks if you do :
Axl Rose Simon John Ritchie
Alice Cooper William Michael Albert Broad
Gene Simmons Brian Carol
Nikki Sixx William Bailey
Freddie Mercury Antoine Carracy
Meat Loaf Chaim Witz
Sid Vicious Frank Carlton Serafino Ferrana Jr.
Adam Ant Marvin Lee Aday
Dregen Andreas Tyrone Svensson
Billy Idol Farrokh Bulsara
Buckethead Vincent Damon Furnier
Yella Robert James Ritchie
Michael Monroe Stuart Leslie Goddard
Captain Senisble Raymond Burns
Kid Rock Matti Fagerholm
no cheating! |
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[Nov. 5th, 2006|04:52 pm] |
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Haha, fuck! Saddam Hussein and his half brothers have been sentenced to death by hanging! |
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| meme stolen from tom |
[Nov. 3rd, 2006|01:02 pm] |
I have given you the first line or two of a particular song, it is your job, no, your mission to give me the song the lyrics are from and the artist who sings it.
01. I used to think that love was just a fairy tale, Until that first hello
02. A modern-day warrior, Mean mean stride,
03. Sing me a song, you're a singer
04. Now here you go again, You say you want your freedom
05. Ooh, ready or not, Here we come, Gonna set this town alive
06. On the floors of Tokyo, Down in London town's a go-go
07. I feel uptight on a Saturday Night
08. Sometime after midnight, the heat begins to rise
09. What? Well let me roll up onto the sidewalk and take a look at her
10. They came to fight for glory in their thousands, Young men with their dreams
11. I'd never tell you one lie, I'd never let you down
12. I like to dream yes, yes, right between my sound machine, On a cloud of sound I drift in the night
13. Oh we're not gonna take it
14. You're out there, I know you're around, Evil's your guide
15. Step inside, Walk this way, You and me babe, Hey Hey
16. I don't need lots of people, tellin' me what to do
17. Tossed into my mind, stirring the calm, You splash me with beauty and pull me down
18. Friday night and I need a fight, My motorcycle and a switchblade knife
19. See them walking hand in hand Across the bridge at midnight
20. She wants more, her hair's got a little bit lighter and her style has really changed
21. I, I wish you could swim, like the dolphins swim
22. I saw sparks fly, from the corner of my eye
23. Been hidin' out and layin' low, It's nothin' new ta me
24. Living in a cotton town When the yankees came around
25. Jacked up, Cracked up, Smacked across my face |
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[Oct. 30th, 2006|02:46 am] |
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The Royal Family special was so sad! As Nana layed dying in hospital I was crying as Dave ran in with a look of sadness on his face, Twiggy burst in with a bunch of flowers almost in tears, Jim stood alone at Nana's bedside crying his eyes out. It was a fantastic performance, very sad and very moving. |
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[Oct. 24th, 2006|10:43 pm] |
Rant #1 : October 11th 2006. Subject : The rich, fat, mincing queen next door and his collection on endangered animals manufactured into household objects.
Rant #2 : October 22nd 2006. Subject : Scally kids, the ultimate bastard.
New rant.
"Everything we do ought to really be tied in to getting on to the Moon ahead of the Russians... otherwise we shouldn't be spending that kind of money, because I'm not interested in space... The only justification (for the cost) is because we hope to beat the USSR to demonstrate that instead of being behind by a couple of years, by God, we passed them" John F Kennedy 1963
This little speech stirred the anger inside me towards America and the rest of the human race. America in particular is a country a really hate with their 'God loves America' attitutde that God loves them more than anyone one else on Earth, he protects and his love for them justifies their actions of war, terrorism and the totalitarianist stranglehold they try to hold over the world. That particular quote from President Kennedy is typical of the arrogance the American people, that they should pump millions if not billions of dollars into a particular project, not for the good of mankind but to prove that they are number one. Why is that? the bastards have only been Americans for just over 200 years, how does that make them the best? is it because they saved wages by enslaving half of Africa. We're not blameless, we fucking kidnapped the poor bastards and sold them on. And we're just as bad on the superority front, controlling a quarter of the globe for so long and plunging money into ship building everytime there seemed to be a growing threat that our navy would be second best.
The idea that every American life is sacred but the rest of the world can die in a haze of fire and nuclear vapours it what bugs me the most. The total double standard of America pisses me off, most recently demonstrated by Korea's detonation of a nuclear warhead, why is it that America can openly possess and detonate nukes but Korea cannot. Doesn't America have the access codes to its own warheads whereas the UN controls others, therefore America are one fucking dangerous country especially with the slack jawed, knuckle scraping retards that are voted into the whitehouse, Bush probably has the nuke codes speed dialled in ready for deployment. The cuban missile crisis...America had placed nukes in Turkey to threaten Russia with easier deployment and a shorter distance so Russia shipped nukes to Cuba. America goes overboard and theres almost a nuclear war when all Russia did was mimic America's actions, during the Vietnam war American soldiers were killed so the Americans level half the jungle with foliage stripping chemicals and then publically execute Vietnam soldiers on live television for the whole world to see. Why??
Why the fuck are we hacking down the rainforest, how can anyone bring themselves to club a baby seal, to shoot an elephant; take the ivory and leave the body, to strip a live shark of its fins and throw the live body back into the water to drown, why are we polluting the air with chemicals and pouring shit into the water the poison the fish?
I wonder, can't we pump chemicals into the air that will restore the ozone layer? surely we have the technology to pump the chemicals the ozone layer is made of back into the sky? or would it cost too much of our precious money? without war there would be enough money to feed, clothe and home the poor of the world, make us all equal but its in our nature to hate, hoard and destroy ourselves.
Wow I'm angry later but you know I love you all *hugs* |
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[Oct. 22nd, 2006|11:32 pm] |
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Do you know what is worse than scally's? Scally children, scally's in the making, the future of the scally empire! The little shits hang about outside Tescos with a feebly pieced together 'Guy' for Bonfire night consisting of a halloween mask with a pillow for a body wrapped in some old cloth and then abuse people who refuse to give them cash. I'm a fucking student with barely any money. Why would I give you my money so you can buy fireworks that you will fucking fire right in my face the first chance you get?
Why do scallys have so many kids? The council estate breed are the equivelant to American trailer trash. I apoligise to anyone that lives on a council estate, there are council estates like the one my gran lives on, a nice, quiet one where most people keep to themselves and then there are scally estates which resemble a de-militarised zone complete with burnt out cars, peeling front doors and discarded lambrini bottle mountains. It pains me to see a Scally with about six kids, all popped out within nine months of each other, especially when the little brats are running amok whilst I'm queuing for cigarettes behind their spaced out junky mother who resembles Harry Enfield's Waynetta Slob complete with graying matted hair, haggered skin, yellow broken teeth and pizza stains all over their weathered cheap ass clothing.
I found myself reciting Bill Hicks' aeroplane rant about children "They don't allow smoking on a plane, but they allow children. How about a little fairness here? "'Well smoking bothers me'" Well guess what?!" Children should not be allowed in a supermarket, they run about like little dick heads, moaning and screaming and bugging the shit out of me. grrrrrrrrrrrrr!! scally kids =( |
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[Oct. 11th, 2006|01:03 pm] |
Its disgusting! the rich bastard that lives in the house next door has a real arctic fox fur shawl and a real polar bear fur cushion!! The arctic fox is only little so his shawl must be made of about six of them =( i thought they were endangered?
also, most of you knwo polar bears are my favourite animals =( it saddens me
i mean fair enough, i wear leather, but its only a fucking common garden variety cow, thats a bit different to a rare fox or a near extinct bear, its not like there are fields of polar bears bred especially for their fur! i hate rich, fat fuckers, i'd ace ventura his arse (drape him over my shoulders and prance around) if he didn't weigh about eighteen stone and didn't have wankerburculosous which i don't want to catch or you may find me clad in a 100% ivory hat with a rare bengal tiger fur t-shirt covered by a snow lepoard jacket with panda fur trousers and boots made from the finest and rarest crocodile skin with a nice native american head dress made of bald eagle feathers.
i may then buy a nice turtle shell to use as a coffee table, buy some rhino horn pens, have an american bison head mounted on my wall, decorate my room with zebra skin wallpaper and slaughter a few thousand manatees just because i can!
lol, sorry to rant |
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[Sep. 20th, 2006|02:57 pm] |
Ok weird news, I am definately resitting 1st year due to low attendance but it seems I'm only resitting the modules I failed which means that until christmas I will be in uni for.... ONE FUCKING HOUR A WEEK!! even for a lazy bastard like me this seems ridiculous. Anyhoo I have to go talk to Peter Buse and see if this is true or if I can actually resit the entire year which I would rather do.
In other news I've posted CVs at HMV, Music Zone and Primark in the hope of getting a job as I need one desperately. However, if I'm in only one hour a week until christmas I can do extra shifts and hopefully make a shit load of cash.
Went to the "Babe Lair" on Monday which is what Gazco, Fitz and Matt Base have christened their new flat in the maze that is Manchester student village. Matt Base got really drunk and painted a large section of his bedroom wall in expensive ink which if discovered will lead to a massive fine and him being kicked out. For an extra £1100 a year I'd expect the internet, but NO, they have to pay an extra £150 a term each! When I went to leave, slightly drunk I got so lost, the lift took me to the 5th floor instead of the 1st, the corridor isn't linked together so once you get right the way around you have to go all the way back and so I spent 10 minutes wandering around the fifth floor not daring to go down the stairs thinking they led to the basement and in the end I had a resident help me out! |
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[Sep. 17th, 2006|11:58 am] |
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I'm back and i'm nationwide!! Just arrived, first thing on the agenda...internet, next step is to go to tesco for some coke then i may unpack. Met some of my housemates, all of them female this far, apparently there's a guy on the middle floor and a guy on the top floor but I haven't seen them yet.
My room is the exact same size, style and layout as my old room at the old site though way cleaner. The kitchen is fucking huge, and i mean huge!
I miss Hannah so so much, last night was horrible, me crying, her trying not to cry, her mum crying and her dad slipping me £50!! I love being engaged can't wait to finish uni and get married etc.
Hows life for all the rest of you? comment and let me know |
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[Aug. 30th, 2006|06:48 pm] |
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Going to manchester tomorrow to resit an exam which is almost impossible to pass as I can only get 40% due to attending 0 classes in this particular subject, therefore I believe I shall have to resit 1st year, meh.
Had a good day out in Redcar yesterday so Hannah could meet Yvonne,Beth and Leanne, no pool was played as the table in the Crown and Anchor was taken by a load of blokes.
Also, I am a Chav Lesbian Sex Symbol! Some chavs in Boro saw Hannah and I kissing goodbye and approached her offering £20 if they could film her and her 'girlfriend' i.e. me, kissing, using their mobiles. |
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[Aug. 18th, 2006|08:53 pm] |
S I M O N ! ! ! !
i saw him on the bus last night, number 12. he's still a scary fuck BUT he seems to have made a genuine friend. between my songs on my mp3 finishing and starting they were talking about x-men. i would call them geeks but i love x-men (excluding the 3rd film because it sucked) and have spent countless hours discussing it in the pub with hannah and tomhead
![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) meepmoop...have you got a new mobile number or did you just not text me back?
im bored, hannah is ill and sleeping. luckily my gran has gone away so i have a massive, and i mean massive bed to myself, but tonight i'm at hannah's.
also, my gran bought these electrical plug ins that are supposed to repel insects and rodents i.e. spiders, ants, moths, flies, mice and rats but they seem to have the opposite effect. last night there was a mega huge, as in the size of a plughead, spider sat within one square foot of the plug in upstairs when they are supposed to keep insects and rodents away within a 200-250 square feet radius. they suck! a waste of £50!
how the fuck is everyone anyone? let me know, fuckers.
also, happy birthday to porritt for the 21st, the same day as my youngest sister. porritt, you will never get me back in the crown on a monday im afraid, because it sucks! plus im skint lol
and here comes my future mother in law from work =) |
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[Aug. 8th, 2006|08:09 pm] |
i'm weird therefore my immune system is weird. any disease or virus i contract, my immune system doesn't stop, it just turns it into tonsolitis...does anyone else find this strange?
hannah has mumps, i start feeling shit sure im getting it but nooooooooo, i end up with tonsolitis for what i literally estimate as the 30th time in 19 years!! i never get anything else, just tonsolitis. however, before i first contracted it i got other viruses like chicken pocks |
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[Jul. 24th, 2006|09:02 pm] |
guns n roses last wednesday were fucking awesome if it wasn't for the heat inside it would have been an amazing night. Sebastien Bach's new band are really good with an excellent Youth Gone Wild before the shitty emo Bullet For My Valentine came on giving me and hannah a chance to smoke away from security who were busy flirting with my mother!
Boos ensued as Guns N Roses were late but then Axl (who has lost nothing) redeemed himself opening with an awesome Welcome To The Jungle followed by all the classics done to perfection!!
The new Guns N Roses are class, who fucking needs Slash/Duff/Sorum? Izzy was there too! with his awesome hat!!
yay |
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[Jul. 7th, 2006|11:31 pm] |
budgies are scared fire
poodles are scared of the noise of electric shavers
insects hate cigarette smoke
fish do not seem affected by any of these things |
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[Jul. 7th, 2006|08:45 pm] |
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does anyone else know how weird it is knowing that your sixteen year old sister is upstairs having sex with a guy your age who you went to school with? your sister that was going out with said guy's brother and he going out with one of her best friends when they got together? anybody? no? |
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[Jun. 28th, 2006|02:00 pm] |
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Lol i would just like to apologise to ANYONE that text me whilst I was at uni and didnt get a reply, this has just occured to me as I was so poor I rarely had credit. so, sorry to all |
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[Jun. 20th, 2006|01:27 pm] |
I've been back from uni for two weeks now,my gran got back from her two months in Spain and is fucking engaged to this twat she's been seeing on and off for eighteen years, she is a fool!
I'm looking for a job,applied for a few jobs...coral betting,primark etc but no one has got back to me yet =( im so skint |
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[Jun. 5th, 2006|12:28 am] |
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bon jovi where awesome! jon had a bloody walk way from one end of the stage,through the crowd to the other side and he walked through the crowd with his acoustic like he owned the fucking world! they opened with a song from the new album and then went into rockin all over the world by status quo which was awesome! they also did a lulu cover and fit Gloria by the doors in the middle of Bad Medicine! Living on a Prayer was awesome, captain crash and the beauty queen from mars,have a nice day,bed of roses,runaway,keep the faith and its my life were all fucking awesome along with the rest.
nickelback weren't bad earlier,chad kroeger's argument with a cloud in the sky was pretty funny,and asking his girlfriend (who was in the crowd) for a blowjob after the show. |
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